somebody DO something

Aardvarkin merely lies face down in the mud conversing with the worms....
unable to help....in the mud (or out, he isnt a very good negotiater, you
would assume) he doesnt seem to have much will to live...

Suddenly two worms squirm out of the mud and give you this message in
semaphore (if you can see it that is):

Somebody  PLEASE DO something,  negotiate!.....Attack!....flee!....i dont
care....
then again....i cant care.....

Just get my face out of this muck.....green bottle fly larvae and
nitrogen-high manure doesnt taste too good you know....

Sage's Desk AD&D