aardvarkin

the ugliest man you have ever seen shifts in his chair uncomfortable cursing
the taste of watered ale and his obligation to introduce himself...

"The name is Aardvarkin....dont know where i got it...., found myself here
after a friend said i needed a life.....He was one son of a _____ but boy did
he know the secrets to existing out on the streets...he could have a lock
popped in a second and could scale to wall like nothin'.....so here I
am...wantin' to be just like him...my friend....master of the thieves
guild.....need i say more?  What are all you losers staring at me for....as if
i were a THIEF of somethin' !!!!!!!!.........."

Aardvarking leans back in his chair and commences upon picking his teeth with
his dagger....

Sage's Desk AD&D