<sigh>

Aardvarkin sighs and steps back to watch.  

"Hmm, jus lookit how effective that poison is... and couldve had it if it
werent for the goody-goody ranger and his conflicting views!"

Aardvarkin wonders wether to step into battle or not.  If the big furry spider
is not dead after everybody elses onslaught, then the theif will fling a few
daggers at the abdomen (Aardvarkin proudly displays his knowledge that Spiders
dont have thoraxes!)

"By the blood of the bards, i thot clerics were supposed to be wise!  Any
idiot wouldnt have opened that wretched door even if a army of gnolls were at
his heels!"

Aardvarkin rolls his eyes at the foolish combat tactics used by his fellows

"Why do you, seasoned and more experienced fighters, endanger yourselves by
situating in an open attack.  The best places are to flank the spider, where
it cant get you.  Behind isnt too bad but it isnt safe either,  Front is
absolutely suicidal.  But if you can, jump on its back.  Thatll force the
spider to roll over or die, since it can attack you in any way.  and when if
it rolls over, its tender belly is open to free shots."

Aardvarkin looks over his shoulder at the chests inside the web.

"oooooh i want to look in those chest sooo bad.... whenll you wanna-be heroes
finish with that darn arachnid!"

Sage's Desk AD&D