Heresy!

Aardvarkins eyebrows furrow at the title "Aardvarking" that Ivan uses...

"What?  Think im the lord of the pigs and anteaters big guy?"

Gee... Aardvarkin would NEVER gently pour the potion on Malcom.  Instead he'd
just doff him completely.  Oh well.

Aardvarkin suggest to first look in the pack... if nothing special is found,
then he voulunteers to suck the poison out (unless it's in a real gross spot
like his ..... you know...) and spit it back out into the empty flask that
previously held the not-so-poison-curing potion.  He'll keep the flask

Then, Aardvarkin will hope that Ivan had dusted off the last spider and will
attempt to take a bit of venom.  He'll wait for some genius to remove the web
since he has no good ideas of his own.  Then once the web is removed...

.... LOCK CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill pick them until they drop or I drop.
If i drop... well... well have to bash or burn it open...:)

Sage's Desk AD&D