the ring! the stuff, arrg too many allusions, where are we? action

ha, like the title?

anyhooo, onto the message...

Aardvarkin perks up:

"The ring from the slave leader!  WHere is it, perhaps it can cure poison as
well as wounds.... all we have to do is make Malcom say "Kay" and itll work (i
hope)"

Aardvarkin fiddles around with all those neat things in Malcoms pack:

"Gee where did this guy get all these neat WEIRD things.... wonder what this
trident does, how come -I- never knew about this!  I demand dibs on the next
weird thing we come across!"

Aardvarkin promptly replaces everything into the pack and goes off to the
chests if the web is gone.  He will (again) attempt to pick the locks till he
drop or it drops.   Aardvarkin hopes that if the "k" ring doesnt
work,hopefully there is something in the chests.  (Are there any runes on the
chest.... oh Aard will check for traps on the locks and the hinges first.)
if there are traps he will attempt to dismantle them, if he fails to pick the
locks, then ivan can slash them off with his ever-so-sharp drusis.... if ivan
doesnt like that idea. the ill bash it to a pulp with one of those poor
conditioned axes in the room.

Aard will do this to both chests.... hmmm, can somebody move them, just incase
they cover a trap door or have false bottoms?  

Other than that, Mr. Dm, how long would it take for a cube cm of lye soap to
dissolve in a regular flask of water?


hmmm, where are we again?   what is all this with sturm tanis and cyric!  Are
we on Krynn, Faerun , Toril (Mielikki), or in the demi-planes of Ravenloft!
aaaaaaaaarg!  i am so confused, are we nameing these people as examples,
acquaintances, legends.... WHAT! aaaaaarg!   The structure seems so misleading
that Aardvarkin is going to have a hernia!  

Sage's Desk AD&D