hmmm

Aardvarkin decides to take the good short sword... how effective am i with 2
short swrds?  can i attack 2* per round and suffer normal penaties without
specialization or do i only get one?  If i get 2, can i back stab twice if the
first attempt succeeds?

hmmmm, if not, i can always live with shortsword in right, dagger in left.

so just the short sword..

... no! wait!... ill take the metal gautlets (These are MAGICAL gautlets if
ive ever seen magical gautlets!) and the flail if nobody else wants it. 
Depending on how weighed down i am... ill drop the flail if im
over-encumbered.   I dont plan to use it as a weapon... but flails are good
for other things too!

Looks like the cat is attached to that chest or something.  I'll kick the
chest.  What does the cat do?




oh, hey... Cat!..... I spit in your general direction!


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Aardvarkin.

(oh, mr. dm.... we run to the town as fast as we can following the trail of
Dried Tofu crumbs i had dropped as we made our way down around this place)

:)

Sage's Desk AD&D