ok...if i must

Aardvarkin lifts a reluctant brow when asked to leave...

giving the leader an untrusting glare,Aardvarkin runs off to attack the
retreating slaver yelling:

"Come on ya pussy!..drop your weapons and meet me in unarmed combat!"

Aardvarkin will drop his short sword and hold up his bare hands when he thinks
the slaver can see him.

"I fart in your general direction!" the thief yells(to anger the slaver)

"say...did i ever tell you i slept with Joe last night?!"
"'jyo MOMMA!"

Aardvarkin keeps hurling insults at him...hoping to anger him, meet him in
fist combat...and of course...slide a long dagger into his gullible little
person...cuz....a thief NEVER lets himself have the disadvantage...>:)

Sage's Desk AD&D