oh goody!

Aardvarkin slobbers at the thot of padlocks, but the LARGE spider web concerns
him.  Before anybody can react, Aardvarkin quicly grabs the axes and all the
crappy poor condition weapons and chucks them at the web....not to break it,
but to see if anybody is home.

     If there is, well i guess we'll have some fun!,  If not, the Aardvarkin
will check for traps on the locks(and attempt to remove them if necessary),
then the theif will have to grease up the insides (with molten butter) and
hope for the tell tale 'snik!' of attempting to pick it.

     The only weapons that interest Aardvarkin is the short sword (in good
condition) and the dagger....but only if they are better than the ones he
currently holds.  Everything else is all fighter's toys to him.

Sage's Desk AD&D