aardvarkin finally acts!

standing back for most of the time...aardvarkin moves up to speak....He
cruelly horques a beutiful yellow-red gob upon the dirt to clear his throat
....and looks around.....

"kay....so we're low on transportation eh?   i mean ..i wasnt really following
you guys well here....if im gonna ride anything...then its gonna be a some
small donkey type animal.....or.....some hot voluptuous human babe..."

Aardvarkin chortles hoarsely at his putrid humor....

"clothes for Ivan...eh....fergit it.....hey,  im alive! an' i been dressing
like a goddam thief allong.....!  itll save us glintin' metals....ill just
teach him the way of the thief....i......er.....ok  what is everyone staring
at me for.....like i'm some CRIMINAL or somethin'!"

Aardvarkin looks around nervously and backs off....looking almost regreful
that he even bothered chipping in his two copper pieces.....

Sage's Desk AD&D